Have you met this guy Kai? This guy Kai right here? Let me tell you about this guy Kai.
You've probably already met him, but for those who need a refresher he is our top people person. Kai's (literally) insane enthusiasm combined with his ability to talk without breathing has made him invaluable in introducing our team to like-minded individuals worldwide. Kai has an uncanny ability in making friends wherever he goes, and since he physically does not require sleep he has had the time to acquaint himself with an impressive bundle of worldwide cultures and languages.
You probably already knew all this though, because he probably already told you.